100+ Best Thanksgiving Rizz Lines to Flirt & Feast

Looking to spice up your Thanksgiving posts with a dash of charm and a sprinkle of wit?

Whether you’re sliding into DMs or just trying to get a laugh at the dinner table, we’ve got you covered with the smoothest, funniest, and most festive rizz lines.

These Thanksgiving-themed flirty one-liners are perfect for social media captions, group chats, or that Friendsgiving crush you’ve been eyeing.

From stuffing your way into someone’s heart to carving out some attention, it’s time to serve up more than just turkey this year.

Let’s dig in!

Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines That Slay Like Cranberry Sauce

When you want to flirt but keep it seasonal, these lines are perfect for stealing hearts before the pumpkin pie is served.

You must be the gravy because you make everything better

Are you a turkey? Because I can’t stop thinking about stuffing you

You’re the only snack I need this Thanksgiving

You had me at mashed potatoes

Baby, you’re hotter than the oven at 425

I like my crushes how I like my stuffing absolutely irresistible

You’re sweeter than candied yams

I must be a wishbone because I’m feeling lucky with you

Let’s make some sweet potato memories

You’re the pumpkin to my spice

You make my heart feel as warm as grandma’s rolls

Can I take you home to meet my leftovers?

I didn’t need seconds until I saw you

You bring the feast and the feelings

I came for the turkey, stayed for you

Baby, you’re the main dish

This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for you and your fine self

Funny Thanksgiving Rizz to Gobble Up Laughs

Keep it cheeky, quirky, and just a little corny with these funny one-liners that deliver both laughs and low-key flirtation.

I like my stuffing like I like my relationships full of flavor and drama-free

Call me cranberry because I only show up for the important moments

Are you a dinner roll? Because I knead you

Gobble me, swallow me, drip gravy down the side of me

Is your name Pie? Because you’re baked to perfection

You had me at “pass the carbs”

I must be turkey because I’m feeling roasted and hot

You’re the reason I won’t need a nap after dinner

Got room for one more dish in your life?

My heart’s fuller than my plate

Baby, you’re more loaded than my mashed potatoes

I’d share my last crescent roll with you

Can we skip to the part where you kiss me under the mistletoe?

Oops, wrong holiday, but still kiss me?

You’re more comforting than mom’s green bean casserole

Let’s turn this Friendsgiving into more-than-friendsgiving

I’m just here trying to get a little plate and a whole lot of love

Cute Thanksgiving Rizz for Instagram Captions

Need something cute, clever, and totally post-worthy? These captions are perfect for the ‘Gram.

Feast mode: activated, heart included

Thankful, grateful, and crushing on you

Stuffed with love and a little sass

Leftovers are cool, but you’re my favorite thing from today

Carved out some time just to think about you

You’re the marshmallow on top of my sweet potato soul

I yam thankful for you

Pass the pie and maybe your number?

Full plate, full heart

Giving thanks and giving heart eyes

More than just pumpkin to talk about

Sweater weather, better together

Cozy vibes and crushin’ hard

Gratitude looks good on you

You make my fall feel like a rom-com

Just a side dish looking for my main

Falling for you harder than the leaves

Friendsgiving Rizz Lines That Hit Just Right

Casual but cute? Here’s your go-to list for flirty and fun lines that fit that Friendsgiving energy.

Is it hot in here or is it just the stuffing and your smile?

You’re the gravy to my group chat

Friendsgiving just got 10x better because of you

You had me at “I brought wine”

You’re the playlist and the vibe

I didn’t plan on catching feelings between appetizers

Pass the friendship, hold the friend zone

One more reason to be thankful: you

Can I sit next to you or are you taken by the mashed potatoes?

This table’s not big enough for all the chemistry

Let’s toast to this vibe and maybe something more

You’re more than just a seasonal favorite

I’m not just here for the food I’m here for the eye candy

Let’s Netflix and cranberry

All I want for Thanksgiving is you (and extra pie)

Someone call the chef, because you’re serving looks

Vibes are better when you’re next to me

Corny but Cute Thanksgiving Lines for Your Crush

Leaning into the cheesy? We support that. These rizz lines are adorably extra.

You had me at “leftovers”

I must be corn because I’m falling kernel-over-heels

I butter be your date next year too

I’ve got a latte love for you and this season

You’re my favorite dish even better than grandma’s

Can I be the marshmallow to your yam?

Falling for you like autumn leaves

I cran-not get you out of my head

You’re the spice in my cider

My feelings are roasting faster than chestnuts

If I were a pie, I’d be all about you

This gratitude includes a whole lot of you

You bring the cozy to my hoodie weather

Can I be the apple of your pie?

Talk turkey to me, baby

You’ve got that extra gravy kind of charm

Hey there, pumpkin

Flirty Rizz Lines for After-Dinner Vibes

When the plates are cleared and things get a little more relaxed, it’s time to turn up the charm.

Let’s skip dessert and make our own sweet memories

You had me at leftovers and late-night cuddles

Cozy couch, full hearts, let’s vibe

I’m thankful for your smile and that look you just gave me

Come cuddle me like a warm blanket

You’re the after-dinner mint I didn’t know I needed

Let’s toast to more than just gratitude

My heart’s still hungry for you

You can call me stuffing, because I’m falling apart without you

I’d share my last slice of pie with you

You’re better than post-turkey naps

Wanna start a new tradition just like us?

Let’s cuddle like it’s below freezing

You had me at the dinner table, but sealed it on the couch

You’ve got me feeling extra thankful

Dessert is optional, but flirting is mandatory

This night’s missing just one thing you, next to me

Conclusion

Thanksgiving is all about food, family, and feeling grateful but who says you can’t toss a little flirty flavor in the mix?

Whether you’re trying to woo your crush at Friendsgiving, spice up a caption, or shoot your shot with a turkey-day twist, these Thanksgiving rizz lines are ready to serve.

So go ahead, pick your favorite, slide into that convo, and let the stuffing (and the sparks) fly. After all, gratitude looks better with a side of rizz.

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Marconi is the creative mind behind Rizz Line Club, your go-to hub for the smoothest rizz lines, clever captions, and charming one-liners. With a passion for wordplay and viral trends, Marconi brings fresh, witty, and relatable content that keeps your socials lit and your DMs winning. When he's not crafting the perfect rizz, he's probably decoding pop culture or vibing with meme-worthy humor.